You drink water, so you are poor?

Minding my own business, I buy a bottle of water and as I take my seat in the cinema Ms. Fat-Cow-That-Thinks-She-Funny leans over and says "Denzel?The radio guy?Don't they pay you enough to afford a soda and popcorn?"
I turn and politely say "Oh Hi Adele! No. Wait. You can't be Adele...because you're not pregnant...you're actually fat...because of that soda in your hand"
She shut up and leaned back.


1-I don't take to pathetic conversations in the cinema.
2-I don't take to pathetic mindsets that think drinking water is a sign of being impoverished.

While I'm at it, Spiderman 3 is a decent motion picture...