Thursday, October 17, 2013

Battle Of The Oppourtunity Costs: Mom or Sex

Im seated here wallowing and smirking at my shamefully messed up priorities.

Mom whatsapp's me from #Munyonyo (nearly 10km away) to say she will cook me a good meal if I come home and fix her computer ...
I look to the sky ... I'm concerned it will rain and dirten my car!
I calculate petrol costs ... I'm concerned how much I will pay!
I think of getting stuck in traffic jam .... I'm concerned how long this will take!

*bing*bing*

*** whatsapp's me from #Entebbe (nearly 40km away) to say her boyfriend is away and she is naked in bed ...
I look to the sky... I'm suddenly unconcerned it will rain and dirten my car!
I calculate petrol costs... I'm suddenly unconcerned how much I will pay!
I think of getting stuck traffic jam... I'm suddenly unconcerned how long it takes!

Ladies and Gentlemen ... that right there is the power the image a naked female body has on the male species.

It can take a grown man with all the right intentions in life (or as they say in the #hood, a nigga that has his shit together) to forget about his loving mother he has known all his life to risk every thing for a naked woman he barely knows.

Oh, its also the reason #porn is one of the most profitable industries!



Extracted from
www.facebook.com/Charles.Mwiyeretsi

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