Burning butt! :)

OH No....OH NOOOO.....damn, whats that burning sensation??? Had I been raped without knowing it???....

be warned: this status update might not be for the open minded, read on at your own risk!


So I stumbled upon something very ..umm...odd about digestion today morning. I was in the bathroom, happily seated and reading a magazine as I went about my "business of the day" when I realsied an odd tingling burn ... down there!

*ahem*

I calmly put the magazine down and started to direct my feelings...haha...to make sure what I was feeling was..ahem..real and not imagined.

*ahem*

The burning sensation only got worse as *ahem*...the "business of the day" went on.

Fearing the worst, I calmly collected my self and wondered what in the hell had happened?

Had somebody snuck into my house in the middle of the night and raped me?

Hmm...haha...I quickly finished the "business of the day" and went to check that my door was firmly locked...no signs of a break in...before I sat down and relaised how ridiculous I was being.

ps, the burning sensation was still there.

*ahem*

evaluating my options, I thought of calling mom and asking her what could be the cause of this all?

But I stopped short when I realised what an odd phone call it would be to Mom!

Son: Hey mom
Mom: Hey son
Son: My ass is on fire, whats up with that?
Mom: _____________________________

Yeah. Bad idea.
Phone in hand, I resorted to my other parents.... Google!

I quickly stripped and was just about to dash into the bathroom to water down when I hit search and was soon laughing my burning ass off when I realized this was actually the effect of too much chilli in my indian food from last night!!

Extracted from www.facebook.com/Charles.Mwiyerets