I will warn my future sons about today

*I wont forget today.
I will warn my sons about today ....*

*Denzel in the future*
Son, back in 2012, on grandmas birthday, we decided to go for an Indian meal. In a bid to impress the hot Indian girl on the next table (even though daddy knew there was no chance; Indian girls never married African boys in 2012) he proceeded to use his hands and look like he eats Indian every day...tearing his Nan like a true connoisseur and cleaning the plate of any curry...in the process getting the hot curry...
SON, put down your iphone 20 and listen to me...
Like I was saying, I got that spicy hot curry all over my hands and proceeded to wash my hands in the bathroom.
On reaching the bathroom, daddy thought it smart to pee first and then wash his hands once and for all.
daddy unzipped his pants, pulled out **** and proceeded to pee.
It was a hot day, and for a moment daddy thought the heat was the reason his ***** was suddenly heating up.
Hmmm... not thinking much of it he continued pee'ing.
Hmmm...suddenly thinking much of it he paused pee'ing.

HOLY SHIT.

Daddy's ***** was on fire!!!!!!!

Daddy should have known that he should never have touched his ****** with curry hot curry sauce still on his fingers.

And no. Don't ask daddy how much it hurt.

And no. Don't ask daddy how I ended up cooling ***** down.

And no. Dot ask daddy how stupid he felt walking back to the table after nearly 30mins with a wet patch on his pants.

*I wont forget today.
I will warn my sons about today ....*