The waitress and my cock...or coke?

Thank you pathetic waitress. For the laugh you gave me.
And ofcourse the ice cold "coke".

*repeated in near verbatim*
Denzel: Hi, what have you got on the menu today?
Pathetic waitress: sir, you tell me what you want and I tell you what we have.
Denzel: *slightly agitated* Excuse me? You should tell me what you have then I tell you what I want.
Pathetic waitress: No sir, you tell me what you want and I tell you if we have it.
Denzel: *visibly agitated* I want you to suck my cock.
Pathetic waitress: one cock?
Denzel: *suddenly taken aback and loving the conversation* Errm ... yes I ....ummm...I have one cock.
Pathetic waitress: No sir. I can see you have no cock. Let me bring one for you.

:))))