Denzel's Mouth, Denzel's Mind and The Pregnant Girl.

Met this pregnant girl:

Denzel's mouth: Oh, congratulations on the baby. You look great.
Denzel's mind: Your puffy face looks horrible. And your bobbs? Oh no. They used to be nice and perky.

PG's mouth: Thank Denzel. Goodbye by the way, the dad's flying me to give birth in #SouthAfrica.

Denzel's mouth: Oh, thats sweet of him.
Denzel's mind: Like I give a shit.

PG's mouth. Oh yes, he is amazing.

Denzel's mouth: Oh, so who's this amazing dad?
Denzel's mind: Oh when is this conversation ending?

PDG's mouth: Oh, thats a secret.

Denzel's mouth: Oh, thats sweet
Denzel's mind: HAAHAHAHAHAHA....so you got knocked up by some high profile dude with a wife and kids and now he flying you out for the birth coz he don't want no body to know? #SleekBastard

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