Thy Phone and Thy Penis

So, here are the results of my fuck-it-Im-bored week long research.

I been spying on naked guys at the gym #NoHomo and comparing the size of *cough*cough* in comparison to the size of their phone's.

Are y'all ready for the results?

Yep! In 8 out of the 10 naked guys I was researching on, haha, it turns out guys with small *cough*cough* have small phones like #Nokia1100 #iPhone5 and #SamsungGalaxyPocket. Meanwhile the guys with big *cough*cough* have phones like #SamsungGalaxyNote and #HTCOne

So there you have it ladies (and gay guys) the next time some guy is taking your phone number and he pulls out a small phone...save yourself the disappointment and give him a fake number.


My gym thesis goes to conclude that a man with feel comfortable using a small phone because he is used to ...umm...small things.

#ThankMeLater

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