Ahh, getting tears of joy from a flash back.
I just listened to #SexMe by R. Kelly.
Back in the day, 2010, I had got my first radio gig on Fresh Fm 102.9 Namibia. I was on air from ... wait for it ... midnight to 5am before Azeal Zyla Cheeze Matsoarelle would come on with the morning show.
Yup, I was on radio for the oddest hours doing The Late Date with Denzel.
Now, most people would bitch about working those hours, but in true Denzel optimist mindset I decided to make the most of it and have fun .
Initially I used to think no one was listening in, but I soon gleamed I
had a big following. Mostly broken hearted people with insomnia and
general night workers like security guards and office cleaners. And then
of course there were others who stayed awake to listen because they
genuinely liked my show, like my darling cupcake Ileni ChumChum Shilongo.
So, because it was late night radio, I could really push the bar, in
terms of being explicit and perverted. So I had an hour called #BabyMakingMusic
where I used to play dirty sexual innuendo filled music and talk about
how to make a girl orgasm etc. Boy was that hour dirrrrrty! then there
was the #PantyDroppingPlaylist which had three songs I guaranteed could get any girl naked. Haha. Shit was crazy.
Anyways, R. Kelly is the king of baby makin' music and I think during
my tenure, #SexMe became my standard anthem for that dirty hour.
I wonder how many people used to get laid thanks to my great music selection? Haha
I also wonder if my boss back then, Daniella ever listened to my show and knew what shenanigans I was getting up to?
Ahh, now I kindda miss Windhoek, Namibia! I wonder when my rich ass friends like Dillish Mathews or my broke ass friends, haha, like Petronella C Gaes are inviting my ass over?
*sinff*sniff* haha
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