Thursday, October 24, 2013

Ladies, we aren't always hitting on you!

The pain of meeting the x girlfriend looking really good...(*what happened to the pimples?)

The joy of meeting her new not so good looking boyfriend...(*rick ross tummy etc LOL)

The pain of noting he is alot more successful than you...(*Thats his business card!?!)

The joy of knowing he only rose so high because of "daddy's influence" ...(*Influential surname)

The pain of knowing he is constantly cheating on her .... (*So, yes, I still care.)

Led to the following conversation>
Denzel : Hey, can we meet up, there is something I been meaning to tell you for a while and I cant exactly say this over the phone.
Suddenly Arrogant ***** : Forget it Denzel, you dont stand a chance. What we had is over and I'm not really keen on meeting up with you.
Denzel : Errm ...Ummm... Ok, good day!

Led to the following scenario>

The joy of knowing he is constantly cheating on her...(*I tried to tell you)

The double joy of knowing she thinks she is the luckiest girl in the world...(*dream on)

Moral of the story:
Slow your role ladies, we aint always trying to hit on you.

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